Do you see my middle finger? That represents laziness. And my index finger represents sloth. Either that or I’m hexing you.
Jay Carney calls the White House press corps slothful and lazy. I generally loathe journalists and this makes even my blood boil. Really. I’m nearly speechless.
Note to the press corps: At this point, the Obama Administration is the boyfriend who treats you like crap in public because he knows you don’t have the gumption to leave. Try and have a little self-respect.
Jay Carney claims he never lies in his capacity as Press Secretary to the Obama Administration.
Pants on fire, I say!
I’ve already pointed out how very unlikely it is that Carney knows, as he claimed, three women named Hilary Rosen. You can check out many more examples of Carney’s questionable brand of truthfulness here.
This is such an incredible coincidence, I just have to share! I heard that Jay Carney claims to know three (3!!!) separate women named Hilary Rosen.
Imagine that! Out of the 40 or so women in the U.S. who share that name, he knows three (3!!!) of them. Think about it…there are almost 13,000 women in the U.S. named Jennifer Smith and I don’t know a single one, but Jay Carney knows three (3!!!) women named Hilary Rosen. How. Freaky. Is. That.
Allahpundit thinks Jay is lying, but that can’t be right, can it? I mean, I trust Jay to keep me up-to-date on all the breaking news from the Obama Administration. He would never lie to me, right?
(Sadly, it’s come to my attention that not everyone shares my high opinion of Jay. I’m crushed.)
Thanks for the link, Wizbang.